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SBF seeks male companionship
Personal ad
I love long walks in the woods.
Riding in your pickup truck.
Hunting.
Camping.
Fishing trips.
Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and I will respond with tender caresses. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. I'm a svelte, good-looking girl who loves to play. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.
NB: The phone number was the SPCA, and Daisy was an eight-week-old black Labrador Retriever.
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